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2004年03月18日16:00:33　 21世纪经济报道　

　　. . . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

　　. . . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

　　. . . "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

　　. . . Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

　　. . . Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

　　. . . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

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